**Spoiler Alert! Don’t read this if you plan to read or are reading 50 Shades of Grey, Darker or Freed. Only if we lived during the time of the Salem Witch Trials… Every women who dared to buy50 Shades of Grey would be labeled a witch, and sentenced to their doom… I will give everyone…
Category: 2012
My Fake License
It’s no secret that I am obsessed with Johnny Depp. I don’t think it is an obsession anymore, more like a hardcore infatuation. Well recently, Delilah brought up an item that I cherished. When I was younger, it was no secret that I loved Johnny Depp. My closet doors were covered with cutouts of him from magazines. I…
Moving Parts
Heyyyyy there! It’s been a while. I actually have been so busy that I haven’t had the chance to blog. But no worries, I am back on track. Just recently, I moved to a hip area and I am super excited about it. It’s the perfect weather to go out to happy hour and be able to…
Mental Health Week
Sorry that I haven’t posted recently. It is because I am utterly stressed with the new ventures in my life. In a nut shell: I am packing all this week, moving on Friday (no worries, I hired movers, no slave labor needed from my friends). Then Saturday morning I drive to Maryland for my sister’s…
The Demise of My Mind
Recently, I posted a question that asked what I can do to regain my memory. Truth be told, I have a memory of an 80 year-old woman and a bad back like one too (that’s neither here nor there). I try to remember certain situations, but it doesn’t work for me. I have to think…
I Wear My Pants Down Low
I have a relatively long ride to work. With one hour to spare each way, I have a lot that I can go over in my head. Lately, I’ve been cringing more than usual thinking about things that happened in college. Shockingly enough, I never cringed about some fashion choices that I have made. It…
All Clowns Unite
It’s safe to say that I am now in my mid-20s. What does that mean? All I know is that it is six years from 30. Dreadful! I must say I did have a fabulous birthday celebrating with great friends. During the day, I had a splatter paint party. I don’t know how I forgot that…
Cheerio!
It’s known that I am strange. I have reiterated that and owned it. No shame. Recently, I went to Hoboken with my girls. I love going to places where I know I won’t see anyone that I know. However, I forgot that it’s a very small world and Hoboken is a pretty happening place. When…
My Heart Will Go On
It’s been less than two weeks since Valentine’s Day. Everyone has a love/hate relationship with this holiday. I definitely do. I’d like to acknowledge some recent trends on different social networking sites and the positive outlook for single people on Valentine’s Day. Remember the good old days when everyone in the class would get a Valentine’s…
My Little Prince
The most precious munchkin was born on November 22, 2011. I call him my little prince. When Prince Joey’s father told me he was having a baby with his girlfriend, I didn’t believe it. Here’s the thing about Matt. I like to think him of as the “boy who cried wolf”. After a few times of…
Reality Bites
Two weekends ago was one of my girl’s birthday celebration, Camille. Usually, when it is a birthday, it last for a weekend. Unfortunately for me, I can’t kick it anymore. If I go hard Friday night, I am out of commission the next day. However, being that I am infamous for bailing, I couldn’t let my…
Chasin’ Paper
I always wonder what parents think of their children when they hear all of the idiotic things they’ve done. They are definitely disappointed, but they probably question where they went wrong. Or why they deserve children of that stature when they tried their best to raise good kids? While growing up, I always felt guilt…
SABRINA::DIANA 