It’s so weird. My last post, I mentioned Johnny Depp, and then yesterday I get word that he and his longtime girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, were hitting for Splitsville. I have been waiting for this day for 14 years. I don’t think anyone understands the love I have for this beautiful man. When I was younger,…
Category: 2012
Elephant Man… Rated R
For those who do not know, Johnny Depp is my ideal man, and this scene is the best. It took me a few times to start this post. I am not sure how I Posts should go about this. When I was in college, I met quite a unique group of people. Till this day,…
I Now Pronounce Myself The Queen
Now that the holiday hype is over, it is time to think about the most important day of the year, the glorious day of my birth. Granted, it is in March, I like to throw the ultimate parties. In light of the holidays, I think it is the perfect opportunity for me to explain the…
Randy… “The Weenie”
Sorry it’s been a while. I have been uber stressed with all the holiday planning. There has been a lot that I wanted to share with my readers. Thus, some of my blogs will seem to be a delayed reaction to certain situations. I really wanted to share this story about an ex co-worker, but I…
No More Vodka Sauce with My Spaghetti
It was a while since I was on a cruise ship. I don’t know what the event planners were thinking to have the work party at sea with an open bar. Don’t worry. I was well-behaved. That’s because I couldn’t handle the motion of the ocean. I would guzzle down drinks to find myself with an empty…
Liquor on My Lips
It’s that time of year again. I love the ambiance of the holidays from the view of my bed and couch. I have an addictive personality and my biggest addiction is shopping. I find myself shopping every day. I think online shopping was the worst thing that could happen to me. However, during the holidays,…
Uncontrollable Urges
Sorry for the delay. I have been feeling a bit under the weather. It doesn’t help that the weather is the worse. This past weekend, I went to see Breaking Dawn: Part 1. It is a known fact that I love vampires. Let’s get one thing straight. I love vicious vampires that have uncontrollable urges….
My Five Personalities…
It’s the holiday season! I love the holidays. It puts me in a great mood. Thanksgiving is less than two days away. To tell you the truth, Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday. Aside from the history and political aspect of this holiday, the abundance of food is overwhelming. In light of this holiday, I…
The T-Word
I come to realize that I don’t exactly do normal things. When I eat Doritos, I crush them in the bag before. I have my own vocabulary that I like to use (noted in the other blogs). I don’t like odd numbers. However, I think this is the weirdest of them all. Many cannot understand why. I don’t fully understand myself. I…
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Free Drinks!
I hope everyone’s Halloween was a blast. Despite the weird snowstorm, I hope everyone still skankified their costumes. Sorry I haven’t blogged this week, I was too busy getting my life on track, which it is with great success! I went out in Philly for Halloween and I had great time. I went out with…