Ryan, I truly believe you are my one true love. Your acting skills are what I am the most proud of. I really think we can be something great. I know you are doing big things, so all I can do is wait. I’m not going to lie and say you won me over in…
Baby Prostitute Party
Recently, I experienced my first house/techno concert, and I was all about it. I have always been indifferent about going to an EDM festival for the sole fact it is not a place to dance and enjoy music, but rather a place to take drugs at a rave-like concert. I don’t get it. First, when…
Those Who Know Do Not Believe
There are so many times I wonder if I am doing the right thing in every aspect of my life. For the most part, I think I am, others can decide for themselves. Of course there are things that I know I need to work on. But more importantly, I ask myself if I am…
Toxic Friends with Benefits
There comes a time in every person’s life where they question how much is too much? That can be a question for an array of things; chocolate? sex? stuffed animals? For me, none of those are the reasoning behind my question. Lately, “how much is too much partying?” has become the theme of our lives….
The Amanda Show!
Where to start with you, Miss Bynes? I am sorry I misread the signs. Let me just start by saying Twitter is not your friend. Piercings on your face and wearing wigs are not a trend. What happened to you, Amanda? Is this some stunt or propaganda? I used to watch you on Figure It…
Poem for You, Miss LiLo
LiLo, It was in Parent Trap that I first saw you. I was already obsessed with Mary-Kate and Ashley, but you were something new. I was surprised to find out that you weren’t a twin. Even though I am freaked out by freckles, I accepted it on your skin. Mean Girls is what I look…
YOLO to the Max
Once Drake rapped YOLO to me, I became a true believer of it. But it wasn’t till I recently turned 25 that I took YOLO to its utmost potential. This weekend, I took it to another level with Jenny and Gabriella. For me, it started on Friday. After work, usually I am beyond exhausted to…
My True Being
I never thought of myself as a true Jersey girl. I am not a fan of going to the beach or anywhere near the beach/boardwalk areas. Even though every time I go to Atlantic City I have a blast, I avoid going there unless it is a mandatory event. I’d rather go to a specialty…
Clearly I Have No Self-Control
So it’s the middle of February and let’s see how many of my wonderfully, thought out resolutions I have broken. Because this is the year I am going to turn a quarter of a century, I have made many resolutions. Some are absurd and others are typical. I am so serious about my resolutions that I…
Always Late for a Funeral
It’s been a while since my last post. Many things have occurred. A lot of things were put into perspective as the new year approached. Not to worry, this is not a New Year’s resolution script. (That is planned to come on a later date). However, it must be said that one of my resolutions…
Thanks for Your Cooperation
DISCLAIMER: Not suitable for readers under the age of 17. Sunday is a day that I dedicate to doing nothing, but watch my favorite shows, hang out with some people (especially with Joey), and eat the occasional wings. However, this past Sunday was different because I finally went to see Jenny in Long Island. Jenny…
It Was More A Comedy
It was Senior year when I was forced to watch the first movie multiple times. It was always on HBO and for some strange reason, we would always have to watch it. Our friend, Achies, was obsessed with it, and it would be on our TV every time he was over. Then Family Guy did…