Ryan,
I truly believe you are my one true love.
Your acting skills are what I am the most proud of.
I really think we can be something great.
I know you are doing big things, so all I can do is wait.
I’m not going to lie and say you won me over in The Notebook.
It was when I heard you sing. That’s when I was hooked.
There are so many things I want to say.
For one, I think of you at least once a day.
It’s not because I am a bit obsessive.
I have a notebook with your face on it. It’s impressive.
You scared me in Murder By Numbers because I don’t see you as a killer.
However, your unspoken words in Drive was a hot thriller.
I really don’t understand why you are into Eva.
I get it! She’s a hot Latin broad, but she seems like a diva.
I commend you for sticking with her throughout her pill popping-ness.
Don’t worry. I am not into that. We can bring each other success.
I never understood why people use “being from Canada” as an insult.
I mean you are from there. That is the greatest result!
Ryan, I really don’t know what it is about you.
Maybe it’s your boyish charm, your manly body or your bad boy hairdo.
If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.
You should know the bird is the word.
You were something else in Half Nelson.
Even as a drug addict school teacher, you were a beautiful person.
Shockingly, I have no words for Crazy, Stupid, Love.
We, too, can share a romantic night that you may be deprived of.
Johnny Depp used to be my number one,
But your perfectly flawed face has my heart. You won!
I want to keep you on your toes.
My feelings are too strong. I have to go.
On aside:: The best feeling is when you a hear a throwback out from no where and brings back memories. Here’s a great song, which I imagine Ryan singing for me. Enjoy!