The Amanda Show!

Where to start with you, Miss Bynes? I am sorry I misread the signs. Let me just start by saying Twitter is not your friend. Piercings on your face and wearing wigs are not a trend. What happened to you, Amanda? Is this some stunt or propaganda? I used to watch you on Figure It…

Poem for You, Miss LiLo

LiLo, It was in Parent Trap that I first saw you. I was already obsessed with Mary-Kate and Ashley, but you were something new. I was surprised to find out that you weren’t a twin. Even though I am freaked out by freckles, I accepted it on your skin. Mean Girls is what I look…

“Yay” For One Year!

Today is a special day.  It is the one year anniversary between my ridiculous posts and WordPress. After 40-some-odd posts, I have revealed my crazy inner thoughts; from my pant-a-loon advice for men to my morbid obsession to Christian Grey (which I am so over) to my embarrassing encounters during my drunken escapades to my review on…

Reality Bites

Two weekends ago was one of my girl’s birthday celebration, Camille. Usually, when it is a birthday, it last for a weekend. Unfortunately for me, I can’t kick it anymore. If I go hard Friday night, I am out of commission the next day. However, being that I am infamous for bailing, I couldn’t let my…

Poor Little, Rich, Orange Girl

I must confess. I love celebrities; musicians, movie stars, politicians, etc. I am fascinated by their responses to certain situations. Maybe it is because I always felt I would be doing more than sitting in an office behind a desk during business hours. I think about things that I would do with all that fame. Granted, I…