Let’s Vacation in Hell

It was George Clooney that introduced me to you. He gave credit where it was definitely due. Michael, you can win anyone over with your million dollar smile. The thought of you being with anyone else seems very vile. It wasn’t your celebrity status that triggered my infatuation. Not even your gorgeous accent or length…

I Think I Need LASIK

It’s official! I enjoy the city! I knew I would, but I didn’t think it would happen so fast. I adapted to my commute rather quickly. Learned how to shuffle through the madness when walking to work. Got used to the stank from the homeless people, except when I pass public telephone posts. Why does…